How did you even — how did you get here?

I mean, not that I mind, but you startled me.

…Are you quite alright?

Not that I can blame you all for being curious; it is rather amazing.  I suppose natural beauty just can’t be beaten.♥  Don’t pay any attention to those bottles, they mean nothing.  Completely natural, I swear!

Also: yes I have.

And it does.

Why, that would be Funny Bunny!  It’s mostly known for its animated incarnation, but what many don’t know is that it started off as a comic strip!  It was originally three-to-four panel shorts that ran in the newspapers!  It gained such a following that they began writing an actual ongoing story for it, and there’s the Funny Bunny we know and love today!  I own every print they’ve ever run of the books, and all of the cartoons on VHS!  (I even have the older copies that I recorded on blank tapes every Saturday morning.)  Its episode count went as high as 583, making it the longest running cartoon series, and it got up to 77 books (including both the now and the collection of classic strips)!  Its franchise still earns over one billion dollars per year!  Isn’t that incredible?

Happy birthday to me で—-す~!

(( OOC: Thank you all so much!  I thought this landmark deserved a drawing to show my thanks, but this was all I could come up with.

And now, plowing on with more answers!  I have 45 in my inbox at the moment.  I promise that I’m answering all of them.♥ ))

I wrote it myself!

Though, you certainly don’t have to stop if you’ve got more on your mind. ♥

Alright, this is absolutely ridiculous!  And downright insulting to boot!  What newspaper published this?  — Because I don’t believe any magazine that values its publication rights would even think to touch such an awful story without sending at least ONE reporter to me or my company!  I’m going to file a lawsuit against anyone who’s been saying such things.  I will even go as far as to say I feel personally victimized by this smut!  Really now, at least one of you had the spine to show yourselves!

And no, Randomdraconic-boy, I am not, by any means, a molester of children!  To think that in this day and age someone couldn’t even bother to pick up a phone to talk to me about this…!

So sorry for the wait~!  The idea to spend a few weeks on the beach just snuck into my head and would not go away no matter what I did!  Though I apparently forgot to mention it to anyone.  Hmm.  Oh, well!  We live, we learn!

(( OOC:  Sorry guys!  Fff, I’m doing answers still, really! ))